The Pixel

Live — Connected. A takeover appears here the instant it happens.

Nobody owns the pixel yet. It is #FF2D2D.

Nobody owns this pixel. Yet.

Day 41. Still $1.

Actual size 1 × 1 px. Shown here at 120 × 120 so that it is visible at all.
Held since
Never
Times sold
0
Total ever paid
$0

Buy it first

MINIMUM $1 — NOBODY HAS EVER OWNED IT · MAXIMUM $1,000

Shown at 120 × — this is what the pixel becomes if you take it.

IF SOMEBODY ELSE'S PAYMENT LANDS FIRST, THEY GET THE PIXEL, YOUR $1 IS NOT REFUNDED, AND YOU GET NOTHING.

  • THIS IS A PURCHASE, NOT A BET. YOU ARE BUYING THE PIXEL OUTRIGHT — THERE IS NOTHING TO WIN AND NO DRAW TO ENTER.
  • THE PREVIOUS OWNER RECEIVES NOTHING. THIS SITE MAKES NO PAYOUTS OF ANY KIND TO ANYONE, EVER.

The price is final. No VAT or tax is added — you pay exactly what the button says, in US dollars.

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Everyone who has owned it

NO SALES YET. BE THE FIRST IDIOT.

Your agent can read all of this and buy none of it.

There is a real MCP server behind this pixel — nine tools, no key, no account, shared with the sibling site. It will tell an agent who owns this, what they paid, what colour they picked and what it would cost to take it from them. Not one of those tools spends anybody’s money.

Example. The prices below are made up; the one at the top of this page is the real one.

  1. You

    should i take the pixel today?

  2. It calls

    get_pixel — the owner, what they paid, the colour they chose, how long they have held it, the sale history behind them, and the exact minimum to take it.

  3. It answers

    “@dave has held it three days at $412. The minimum to take it is $413. He gets none of that back when you do — and neither will you, when somebody takes it from you.”

  4. It hands back

    “I can read all of that. I cannot buy it.”

    There is no tool on this server that bids, and there will not be one. A bid that loses a simultaneous takeover is charged in full and refunds nothing — a rule you have to meet before you pay, not one an agent should be able to walk you into.

That last row is the feature. Everything on this page is machine-readable on purpose; the one action that costs money is not, and it stays that way.

The endpoint

https://api.openboss.lol/mcp

POST it. Streamable HTTP, JSON-RPC 2.0, stateless. No auth, no API key, no account — initialize, then tools/list, then tools/call get_pixel.

The same server also serves OpenBoss, and an agent can genuinely play there: smack_boss with a visitorId costs nothing — three free smacks per visitor, no card, no account. It still cannot land the killing blow, and it still cannot pay for the swings that can: create_checkout returns a Stripe URL and a person opens it. The card step belongs to the human on both sites.

/llms.txt/.well-known/agent-skills/index.json